Dec 30, 2011


I can't believe that 2011 is going to end,very soon.Wow,time flies really fast,I don't even realized it passed by.See the post title? People of The Year? It sounds over the edge right? Who cares.I'm going to list all of those people who I just met this year but managed to make me feel like I have known them forever.This is going to be a a very long post.You better scroll it to the bottom,okay?

Nur Syuhaida
She changed me,completely,inside out.I never thought it was her! Well,that was life,full with surprises.I used to be a cracked egg,but she turned me into the golden one.It happened so fast,so sudden.Until this moment,half part of my life still can't believe this.Dramatic much,huh? I love you,Rainbow

Wan Ahmad Fareez
He was probably the closest human being I have ever encountered with.He was my roommate,the bestfriend,oopps,brother! This might sounds gay but we shared everything,stories,experiences,problems,clothes,foods,you name it.Wow,I miss you!

Muhammad Farhan & Myra Shariffudin
Let me introduce you to my parents.Yes,they have been a very good parents to me and Fareez.Especially,my father,Farhan...don't be too excited if you read this but you are among the coolest people have I ever knew,seriously.So unpredictable and adventureous! Ohh,my mother,Myra,she was weird,but I like her.Her laugh can travel a thousand miles,it was so loud! Damn,I had a lot of blast altogether with them,a lot!

Adik sayang emak dengan ayah sangat-sangat...*muntah darah!

Syafiq Muhammad
Wow! I knew him since last year,but we're getting close started from this year.Listen,he was the most funny,outgoing,outrageous and hilarious creature ever! I never met someone like him before.He was like electricity,he generated everything into something that can be laughed off like there's no tomorrow! I don't know how to thank him,for making my life full with endless laugh and maximum enjoyment! Sugar sugar sugar!

Hazim Yusof
He was my classmate.I knew him since I was in Part 1,then we're getting closer day by day.Well,I always envied him for so many reasons! Hahaha.First,he was so hardworking! Second,he was so good-looking! Third,he was so popular! I am so sure you guys who own Twitter account out there know him well,right?

Syed Abdullah
He was the most handsome friend of mine.Don't be fooled by his innocent puppy eyes,he was a very athletic for your information.No wonder every girls were dying to be with him.We're hang out a lot,talked a lot,laugh a lot,I hope everything will remain awesome as ever

Mohammad Ridzuan
He was my own Ipman,but with his own trilogy! He was my roommate since three semesters ago,it's been a long time I have spent my life with this guy! He was super-funny,he usually said ridiculous things but never failed to make me burst out laughing! We were so close,yeah,I don't want to lose someone that is so cool like him.

Actually,I have so many other people to be listed down here.I'm not saying that only these people were actually there in my life throughout the time but these are the people who play major roles which make them massive characters in this entire year.Who changed me.Who created me.Who never failed to make me feel like I actually have a good life!

Dec 26, 2011


Do you? Well,if you're in the same age range as me,which is born in the early 90s,not knowing what the hell is Bahasa F is a law-breaking act of teenage life.Hahaha,kidding!

I first heard about this fucking odd language when I was in Standard 2...When a girl,a classmate of mine,I didn't remember her name,said to me,

" Khafalifis sifihatfat? Mafamcamfam defemamfam jefe?

I was a little bit sick that time,if I wasn't mistaken.I was like,get off from my fucking face you female dog! But at the same time,I wondered,what was the language that came out from her mouth? Then,asked her.She said it was Bahasa F.Later after that,she took a piece of paper and taught me everything about it.

When I was mastering that language,I used Bahasa F a lot with my friends.Seriously,I felt so much like Russian spy who knows all the secret codes.Besides,not all people understood the conversation,since not all have that interest to use Bahasa F.Yeah,I miss my old times! A lot!

Mafacamfam mafanafa defenganfan afawakfak sefemuafa? Bofolehfeh kefe cafakapfap defenganfan Bahafahasafa Fe? <-- Thumbs up if you understand this!

Dec 5, 2011


Have you heard about Yue Yue? Yes,that unfortunate two-years old girl that hit by a car twice and being ignored by 18 people in China? I'm pretty sure that all of you have watched the video right?

I watched it,emotionally.I cursed for about thousand times during watched it.Yes,I was and am mad.She was ran over,two times,and surprisingly the people around just don't give a fucking fuck at all.There were 18 people passing and they did nothing,like fucking what? That was just unbelievably pathetic!

I thought the civilization develops current in line with those modern technology,fast-rising economy and skyscraper buildings,but I was clearly mistaken.I don't want to go there.I don't want to live there.I don't want to step on my feet to disgraceful land of China.It must be really awkward and strange,when you have to live there with those selfishly bastards and insecure piece of shits.

Serves you right China,people all over the world now underestimating you.Fuck you,for really show me what is the real definition of disappearence of humanity values that people always talked about.Now I have seen it! Fuck you,stupid communist.

Dear Yue Yue,I believe that you're now in a better place.God took you away because He doesn't want you to live in that awful place with ugly society.

Dec 1, 2011


This is the truth.I can resist anything,almost anything.Except my temptation,towards food.I don't care if my life is suck,pathetic,hopeless and miserable,all I care is I want to swallow good foods! Because I know,good food will give you good feeling,right? It better be good,or I don't take it at all,that's me.

Hmm,talking about food,don't you think Kelantanese cuisine are delightful? I don't know,I don't say other state's local cuisines aren't awesome but there is something different about Kelantanese one.Lately,I have a sudden addiction towards these two.

This maybe sounds overreact but Nasi Dagang is one of the most mouth-watering dishes ever! The rice is so sticky and creamy,matches the fish curry and those colorful vegetables as well.I ate it every Tuesday,I bought it at pasar malam.

I thought it was Kuey Teow at first,but then,I knew that Laksam is a legend.Damn you,my tongue,my throat,my tummy,they were all really welcomed you,Laksam! By just saying your name,I feel like I'm cute! Lak-sam...Eeee,annoying.

Both of them aren't going to cost you much,seriously.I mean,you don't have to spend or waste your money to taste deliciousness because quality isn't relies on price.You know,I'm getting bored of unhealthy consumption of fast food.

Nov 15, 2011


Do you guys love ice-cream? I bet 8/10 of you love it,as much as I do.Wait a minute,I like ice-cream but I don't face any symptoms of ice-cream addiction or obsession.Heck me,who cares,as long you feel good when you put it into your mouth.

One day,I was walking along the frozen food area in Tesco.Then,I saw so many ice-creams,came out with so many different names and brands.It was a hot day,so I decided to buy one.I was searching which one would going to be the best selection for me...

Well,everyone knows about this Baskin Robbins,especially girls.I had it several times,but only the small cup one,it was delightful.The image above is the 500ml,which is way more larger one.It was just an ice cream,but I can buy two medium-sized pizzas at Domino's.It was so expensive,for an ice-cream!

After that,I saw this Ben & Jerry's.Ohh,I don't even know this brand exists in Malaysia since I saw it on Travel & Living Channel a couple years ago.It was one of the best ice-cream in the world,no wonder it was a little bit pricey,I can eat five footlong breads in Subway with money that amount.

Damn,I was so broke that time but I really wanted to eat an ice-cream.I mean,a very good-tasted one with a very low price! Worth to buy and easy to get.What kind of ice-cream is that? Hahaha,this one lah my friend....

This one is a legend! Eat this Potong ice-cream twice and you will forget about another ice-creams,seriously.Do you know that ice-cream functions the same towards human bodies? It makes you want to throw out because it contains milk and cream.When you feel like you're going to throw out,you're surely forget everything about ice-cream including Baskin Robbins and Ben & Jerry's.

Eat this Potong,and you will save a lot of money!

Oct 31, 2011


Do you know that Kim Kardashian is divorced? She has filed a divorce after just 72 days marriage to Kris Humphries.Do you know that the marriage cost about USD 18 million? It lasted for only a couple of month? What a waste,if only they donate it to needy one,would it be nice?

This makes me wonder,are they're being real? Whether you like it or not,the Kardashian family is the most overrated family in the world,they're being so dramatic and pathetic at the same time.Cheers for that.Keeping Up With The Kardashian is hilarious.Then,came The Kardashian which is okay.Then,came Khloe & Kourtney Take Miami,which is typically boring.Then,came Kim & Kourtney Take New York which is a brilliant bullshit.Then,came Khloe & Lamar which is I-am-so-done-with-it!

I think Kim's Fairytale Wedding is just another media strategies to maximize their profit.Actually,I don't get it why people love them so much? Especially Kim,Khloe and Kourtney? What did they do? They didn't do anything instead of cursing their own mother.They are being famous for nothing.

Poor you Kim K,you failed as a wife so many times.Wait a minutes,what is longer than your wedding? The answer is my penis.

Oct 27, 2011


Hey guys.

Do you love watching Indonesian sinetron? If you ask me,surprisingly my answer would be yes! I used to hate whatever dramas or movies produced by that country because of you-know-why reasons.Should I elaborate? You know better.

My mother is not a big fan of television,don't ask me why.She loves to do everything but watching television.However,a couple of years ago,things suddenly changed! Weekdays at 6pm,she tuned on Astro Ria to watch sinetron.I was like,what in the world is wrong with my mother? So,I watched the sinetron too,with her.I remember our first sinetron was Cinta Kirana.

Please,I found that the story was a brilliant bullshit,packed with irrelevant scenes and non-logical acts.It was a never-ending stupidity.But things were completely different in my mother's eyes.She loved it,so much.To see her so interested with that kind of things,as she smiled,laughed and cried for it,made me felt so happy because she never look like this since 2004's Sana'y Wala Nang Wakas,a Filipino drama.

Nowadays,I watched them with my mother.I found that this mother-son activity really made our relationship stronger than ever.Sinetron is no longer something weird for me to watch,yet it is quite stupid but hey,why don't you try to give a shot? Currently,I'm watching Dewi,because Rianti Cartwright was on it! She's so cute!

Sinetron.Kalau yang jahat,memang jahat betul,kalah segala syaitan Yahudi laknat semua.Tapi,kalau yang baik,memang terkena debu sikit pun boleh nangis,punyalah suci,rapuh dan tak bersalah.

Ahh,pokoknya gw nggak peduli.Ya iyalah,janji hati seneng,nggak ngerepotin gw aja udah cukup.Bokapnya gw juga happy-happy gitu...

Oct 24, 2011


I just viewed a link,shared by a friend of mine.It was a video,titled Perempuan Gaduh di Kedai Kasut.Well,as usual,it was a bitch-fighting,nagging,yelling,slapping and it was boring actually.What impressed me the most is the comments about the video.

Yes,comments.There are thousands of them for sure.Almost 99% of the comments said something sounds like,'bodoh punya betina,pasal jantan pun nak gaduh,buat malu kaum hawa je. and 'Buat apa nak gaduh? Kalau nak batang sangat,sini hisap kote aku'.I admit,it was stupid.But do we really have to say such things to the person we don't even know? I'm not trying to be like an angel here but please imagine or put yourself in this situation -

You're walking alone in Tesco,searching for some groceries.Then,an unknown came into you and he/she suddenly saying things to you,and punch you in the face in the middle of crowd.What will you do? Standing there doing nothing like a dog? Or fighting back?

This is one of many examples.You don't know what is happening but you dare to insult? Why being such a judgemental? Swear to Lord,I'm not fucking defending all of those bitches who fight their asses off,I think they are being such an extreme bullshit instead,but I believe asking people to stop judging is similar to asking people to stop eating,they will never stop! The real one you should insult is the one who recorded all of the scenes,I mean like,what are they trying to do? Well,that is a real definition of public humiliation shame!

Sorry,if it was me,my fucking feet will immediately going down to their fucking throat.Hell to the people around,as long as I managed to smack them down.Let me finish the one that punched my face first,then I will go for the one who uploaded the video.

Oct 20, 2011


Why do you people think French accent is sexy? There is too many vibration pitch,which I think it makes your throat itch.Well,I don't know,maybe media plays a main role when they signified French is a language of love as Romeo and Juliet themselves are French!

I do think that people talk with Russian accent is a major turn on! It's sexy,way more sexier than French I guess.The way they pronounce every word is cute,it sounds continuous with the frequent usage of letter 'V' but that is where the sexiness takes part.

I really have no idea where the hell of this kind of sexy language thing came from,does it really matters anyway? I think because this girl below.

Katarzyna Dolinska
By saying her name,you can tell how super-sexy she is and how mighty-sexy her accent would be.

Oct 17, 2011


Girls.I realized one thing about them lately.I finally know not all of them really care about having a physically perfect boyfriend.

Perfect? Well,perfect is mainly about all of the dazzling elements that can impress everyone.Maybe we can say that it depends on individual since those criteria usually made by personal interest as different people come up with different thought but the real thing is perfection isn't as too different from what is used to be in girl's mind.

What is it? I can say most girls want a guy that have adorable face,six-packs abs,muscular body,170++cm tall and so many other common things that are so correctly expected by humans.Why girls love Robert Pattinson? Ashton Kutcher? Chace Crawford? Tyson Ritter? Do you really need to know why?

However,not all of the girls demand a hunky boyfriend in the first place.My perception towards girls only want a best looking boyfriend had already change since I stepped into university,where I met a lot of girls and asked them,what is the first thing you look from a guy? I can say that 7/10 of them answered personality.What? I thought being handsome is everything!

I even asked my girlfriend,

Me : What is the first thing about me that attracts you?
Rainbow : Your personality.Your look comes in second,where I consider it as bonus.
Me : Look? So,do you really think that I've got a look? Fuck,finally!
Rainbow : T_T

Guys believe what they see but girls believe what they hear.
Nothing is as true as this.

Oct 9, 2011



I know I might be too late to post about this but no one gives a shit that much,right? It's my semester break! I just arrived home from the campus with a couple of friends.On the way,one of them were turning on the radio and guess what,the song Someone Like You was on the air.

Here's the truth,I used to be an ignorant of her presence before.I was like,what's so special about her? She looks like a lazy plus-sized woman.Besides,seeing her just sitting on the chair,in Rolling In The Deep kind of make me said,move bitch move,shake that thing! Oh,I forgot,she didn't have curves like today's artists.She had a nice voice and that's all.

Until I heard the song in the car.At that moment,I thought to myself,why so many people love her? So,I tried to listen to Someone Like You for the very first time.I closed my eyes and three minutes after that,I am one of her fans.Do you really need reason why? I don't think so.

Now I know the relevance of Adele fever!

Can you believe she's 23? Damn,I thought she was 43!

Oct 2, 2011


Eventhough I know, and I believe,that nothing lasts forever and all people have to deal with it,I am still struggling to understand the process of human seperation.Yes,we could meet someday, but everything's changing that time.That is the only thing I'm afraid of. Okay, if they say don't think about what will happen next, just live your life to the fullest in present, motherfuck, it ends the same!

How could I forget someone like you? You have came into my everyday life, put a smile in my face, made me laugh like there's no tomorrow and then now you're leaving? What do you expect me to feel? God, I hate dealing with consequences!

We came, we met, we left, we moved on and finally we forgot. I hate saying goodbye. Please,I'm not being dramatic. I don't get influenced by hypocritically bullshit movies or stuffs because this is so real. However, I feel so lucky, to have known those people who made goodbye so hard to say to.

I take friendship seriously.I hate getting closely attached to people because I don't want to get hurt in the end.

Sep 25, 2011


Hey look who owns Twitter account! Hihihi.I'm such an outdated douchebag.I know you guys owned it since T-Rex was a baby,am I right? I just made it a couple of days ago since I thought I should have one social network for a back-up.I know right,Facebook is dying!

You can follow me here

Sep 22, 2011


Nickname.Do you have one? What is yours?

During my entire lifetime,I do have several nicknames given by other people but they still prefer to call my real name.Therefore,to be called other than my name is so uncommon and unparallel to my universe since then.

Things turn into another story here.One day,I was on my way back to campus with my best buddy,Muhammad Farn.He picked me up.Then,there were his friends inside the car,both were UIA students.We mixed together very well since they were being such a dickhead,never stop talking crap.After that,they were thinking that I looked like a puppy and giving that fucking baby dog's name to me.

It was so unethical to my ears at first! Farn used that name to call me,same goes to my closest friends here.They were saying it loud,like hundreds of times,over and over and over again,until I found myself getting used to it now.You want to know what is the name? It is..


To pronounce it properly,you must say it normally at the part 'Kha',and then,give your highest pitch at the part 'Luihhh'.It sounds strange,isn't it? I don't know what kind of puppy name is that actually.It is more into an African sex language,perhaps a Jamaican name or even maybe a ghost name of Red Indian's myths,who knows? Whatever,as long as it sounds cute,it suits me.Bahahahaha!

I'm cutting my hair short! I'm feeling like a puppy now,Khaluihh..khaluihh..khaluihhh..~

Sep 12, 2011


Hi people.Do you really miss me?

You know,past couple of days was my birthday.Well,I usually didn't celebrate it at all before.I mean,I'm not going to have cakes,party and stuff.I'm not boring,I'm just thinking that I'm big enough to blow that fucking candles on that fucking cake because that was so fucking 10 years ago.

Last Saturday,I realized that all people were acting kind of weird because they didn't behave normally like they used to.I thought to myself,why? I talked to my friends and from their eyes I can see that get-off-from-my -fucking-face-you-manwhore! look. I went straight to my bed,earphones in,volume up,it was All Time Low time.

I woke up at midnight,alone like a dog.Suddenly,there was someone knocked on the door.I was like,who the hell? The door is not fucking locked,bitch.Just open them up.Since I don't give a damn much about my fucking birthday,guess what? History repeated itself.

I feel like I'm turning nine again.It's cool to see all of them gathering just to celebrate my birthday.I'm speechless.


Sep 2, 2011


Since I got my fucking own driving license,my motorcycle is no longer needed,completely.Pity him,he must feel very upset for sure.No worries,I'm so going to use your services soon!

My father gave me his old car.Well,as you can see from the picture above,it is not a Mini Cooper or Mazda 2,or even Audi A4.It is just a 15 years old Proton Saga.It is an old car,a senior car! However,it is still in a good condition as everything is pretty fine inside out.I understand if some people are saying that my car is an ugly as an old teapot,well,at least I got a car,like hello?

For that reason,I think it is more than enough.I can go whenever and wherever I wanna go absolutely with no sweat and not getting wet caused by the pouring rain.In case if you don't know,my car already got a name,can you guess what? I called him Charizard,you know what is it,no?

Aug 21, 2011


Hi people.

I just want to ask you a question.Do you still remember both of girls below? Who used to be a sensational stars,which is also known as pop princesses of the music industry back then? Damn,one more thing,they used to be every little boy fantasy in the 1990s.

Britney Spears.
Who doesn't love Britney? Every boy wants to date her,every girl wants to be like her.She was more than a public figure.I recognized her name since I was 7.Do you remember Oops I Did It Again,Lucky and Sometimes? She doesn't show any sign to stop,even until today,but I still adore her old songs which was in her first debut album.I miss the old Britney and I wish she hit me one more time.

Christina Aguilera.
She was such a baby,don't you think? When I was kid,I found myself so hard to pronounce AGUILERA,and that was the moment I knew her existence.I really like Genie In The Bottle and What A Girl Wants,fuck she was as hot as hell! It's funny when you love Britney but you must hate Christina at the same time just because they were so called rivals.

If you remember back to the 1990's,we don't have instant stars or reality program stars as much as today.Besides,there were also no viral Internet talentless star wannabes like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black.Therefore,to say both Britney and Christina were famous for nothing is so far from the truth because they actually did something compared to those young artists today,upload stupid fuck videos on YouTube,get discovered and BOOM!!

In my perspective,both of them provide people pure entertainment,something which is common but still fun to listen to,and that is what pop music all about.To be frank,I don't understand pop music today because there are too much mixture and combination.You got what I mean,right? Too much stuffs happening.

Thumbs up if you're still listen to their old songs today.

Jul 17, 2011


When I'm with her, I wish time stops. Because they said once,that time will run fast when you are happy.

Do you ever feel this feeling? Is that normal?

It's true that we are in the same campus, but it's false if you say that we meet each other every single day. We're not in the same class and not in the same course. In short, eventhough we are madly in love, we rarely meet each other frequently.

But that is not even a threat to our relationship.We still believe in our love, as long as we kept our faith and promises.That's why if we met, I found myself so hard to let her go. I just want to spend my time with her, together all by ourselves.

I feel like, I'm on the climax of my love life. I'm already in the stage where I can say that I have found the right person,the perfect one for me.There ain't nothing better than this feeling. When I looked into her eyes, I can see someone more like myself. When the world turns upside down,it's nice to have someone upside down with her!

I don't care how fucked up this life is as long as I can live it with you.

Jul 8, 2011


I was trying to memorize the song If I Die Young lyrics by The Band Perry on YouTube this evening.Then,I accidentally read the comments posted by the viewers on that video.It was all about the murder case of Caylee Marie Anthony,a little girl who was killed by her own mother a couple years ago.The case became sensational once again lately because the judges decided for not giving death penalty to the murderer.Everyone was so shocked and started to questioning where's the justice?

That was in Florida.Enough of the States.It also happened in Malaysia.Do you remember Nurin Jazlin? She was killed in a really terrible way.It's too sad to describe it actually.She was missing for about 20 days.Her body was found inside a bag,with a cucumber and a brinjal was found stuffed inside her genitals.Even her own parents were not able to identify the body as their daughter's due to changes of her physical features.Since then,the murderer is still free from any accusation.

Suddenly,I remembered watching The Lovely Bones with my sisters about a year ago.I was so afraid if someone will kidnap my sisters.Then,he rapes and kills them.After that,he buries them elsewhere.Motherfuck,it is way too scary! God,please don't let such things happen in my life I'm begging you.I just don't know what to do with myself if I lost them.

How could human be so heartless nowadays? If you are really depressed or frustrated about something,you don't have to kill someone just to make sure that you're attaining your psychotic satisfaction.How many people like you out there? The world is no longer a safe place to live in.

To all the murderers,you could escape the world...

But you could not escape hell,Allah is watching you right now.

Jul 3, 2011


Can I ask you something? What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
I used to be a fan of Trix.You know what's that,don't you? It was the type of cereal with various shapes,flavors and colors.Never getting bored eating it because you can eat yellow bananas,red apples,purple grapes and so much more.Besides,it also taste pretty fine! However,Trix was no longer available in my place.I was searching for it everywhere.I really miss that white skinny bunny!

I must find another replacement for my favorite cereal! Yes,you're right! It's not Koko Krunch.It's not Corn Flakes.I already changed it into Honey Star! It happened since Fareez stayed with me and we always had our breakfast together with that yellow star-shaped thingy!

We are genuinely a bunch of happy guys.But we get more happier if....