BITCHFIGHT,YES,BITCHFIGHT!

I just viewed a link,shared by a friend of mine.It was a video,titled Perempuan Gaduh di Kedai Kasut.Well,as usual,it was a bitch-fighting,nagging,yelling,slapping and it was boring actually.What impressed me the most is the comments about the video.

Yes,comments.There are thousands of them for sure.Almost 99% of the comments said something sounds like,'bodoh punya betina,pasal jantan pun nak gaduh,buat malu kaum hawa je. and 'Buat apa nak gaduh? Kalau nak batang sangat,sini hisap kote aku'.I admit,it was stupid.But do we really have to say such things to the person we don't even know? I'm not trying to be like an angel here but please imagine or put yourself in this situation -

You're walking alone in Tesco,searching for some groceries.Then,an unknown came into you and he/she suddenly saying things to you,and punch you in the face in the middle of crowd.What will you do? Standing there doing nothing like a dog? Or fighting back?

This is one of many examples.You don't know what is happening but you dare to insult? Why being such a judgemental? Swear to Lord,I'm not fucking defending all of those bitches who fight their asses off,I think they are being such an extreme bullshit instead,but I believe asking people to stop judging is similar to asking people to stop eating,they will never stop! The real one you should insult is the one who recorded all of the scenes,I mean like,what are they trying to do? Well,that is a real definition of public humiliation shame!

Sorry,if it was me,my fucking feet will immediately going down to their fucking throat.Hell to the people around,as long as I managed to smack them down.Let me finish the one that punched my face first,then I will go for the one who uploaded the video.

THE SEXIEST ACCENT EVER!

Why do you people think French accent is sexy? There is too many vibration pitch,which I think it makes your throat itch.Well,I don't know,maybe media plays a main role when they signified French is a language of love as Romeo and Juliet themselves are French!

I do think that people talk with Russian accent is a major turn on! It's sexy,way more sexier than French I guess.The way they pronounce every word is cute,it sounds continuous with the frequent usage of letter 'V' but that is where the sexiness takes part.

I really have no idea where the hell of this kind of sexy language thing came from,does it really matters anyway? I think because this girl below.

Katarzyna Dolinska

By saying her name,you can tell how super-sexy she is and how mighty-sexy her accent would be.

DOES GUY'S LOOK REALLY A MATTER FOR GIRLS?

Girls.I realized one thing about them lately.I finally know not all of them really care about having a physically perfect boyfriend.

Perfect? Well,perfect is mainly about all of the dazzling elements that can impress everyone.Maybe we can say that it depends on individual since those criteria usually made by personal interest as different people come up with different thought but the real thing is perfection isn't as too different from what is used to be in girl's mind.

What is it? I can say most girls want a guy that have adorable face,six-packs abs,muscular body,170++cm tall and so many other common things that are so correctly expected by humans.Why girls love Robert Pattinson? Ashton Kutcher? Chace Crawford? Tyson Ritter? Do you really need to know why?

However,not all of the girls demand a hunky boyfriend in the first place.My perception towards girls only want a best looking boyfriend had already change since I stepped into university,where I met a lot of girls and asked them,what is the first thing you look from a guy? I can say that 7/10 of them answered personality.What? I thought being handsome is everything!

I even asked my girlfriend,

Me : What is the first thing about me that attracts you?

Rainbow : Your personality.Your look comes in second,where I consider it as bonus.

Me : Look? So,do you really think that I've got a look? Fuck,finally!

Rainbow : T_T

Guys believe what they see but girls believe what they hear.

Nothing is as true as this.

WHO CARES IF SHE'S FAT?

Hi.

I know I might be too late to post about this but no one gives a shit that much,right? It's my semester break! I just arrived home from the campus with a couple of friends.On the way,one of them were turning on the radio and guess what,the song Someone Like You was on the air.

Here's the truth,I used to be an ignorant of her presence before.I was like,what's so special about her? She looks like a lazy plus-sized woman.Besides,seeing her just sitting on the chair,in Rolling In The Deep kind of make me said,move bitch move,shake that thing! Oh,I forgot,she didn't have curves like today's artists.She had a nice voice and that's all.

Until I heard the song in the car.At that moment,I thought to myself,why so many people love her? So,I tried to listen to Someone Like You for the very first time.I closed my eyes and three minutes after that,I am one of her fans.Do you really need reason why? I don't think so.

Now I know the relevance of Adele fever!

Can you believe she's 23? Damn,I thought she was 43!

GOODBYE,KILL ME!

Eventhough I know, and I believe,that nothing lasts forever and all people have to deal with it,I am still struggling to understand the process of human seperation.Yes,we could meet someday, but everything's changing that time.That is the only thing I'm afraid of. Okay, if they say don't think about what will happen next, just live your life to the fullest in present, motherfuck, it ends the same!

How could I forget someone like you? You have came into my everyday life, put a smile in my face, made me laugh like there's no tomorrow and then now you're leaving? What do you expect me to feel? God, I hate dealing with consequences!

We came, we met, we left, we moved on and finally we forgot. I hate saying goodbye. Please,I'm not being dramatic. I don't get influenced by hypocritically bullshit movies or stuffs because this is so real. However, I feel so lucky, to have known those people who made goodbye so hard to say to.

I take friendship seriously.I hate getting closely attached to people because I don't want to get hurt in the end.

BUZZ ME HERE,PEOPLE!

Hey look who owns Twitter account! Hihihi.I'm such an outdated douchebag.I know you guys owned it since T-Rex was a baby,am I right? I just made it a couple of days ago since I thought I should have one social network for a back-up.I know right,Facebook is dying!

You can follow me here twitter.com/kehoecheong

OH NA NA,WHAT'S MY NAME?

Nickname.Do you have one? What is yours?

During my entire lifetime,I do have several nicknames given by other people but they still prefer to call my real name.Therefore,to be called other than my name is so uncommon and unparallel to my universe since then.

Things turn into another story here.One day,I was on my way back to campus with my best buddy,Muhammad Farn.He picked me up.Then,there were his friends inside the car,both were UIA students.We mixed together very well since they were being such a dickhead,never stop talking crap.After that,they were thinking that I looked like a puppy and giving that fucking baby dog's name to me.

It was so unethical to my ears at first! Farn used that name to call me,same goes to my closest friends here.They were saying it loud,like hundreds of times,over and over and over again,until I found myself getting used to it now.You want to know what is the name? It is..

KHALUIHHH...

To pronounce it properly,you must say it normally at the part 'Kha',and then,give your highest pitch at the part 'Luihhh'.It sounds strange,isn't it? I don't know what kind of puppy name is that actually.It is more into an African sex language,perhaps a Jamaican name or even maybe a ghost name of Red Indian's myths,who knows? Whatever,as long as it sounds cute,it suits me.Bahahahaha!

I'm cutting my hair short! I'm feeling like a puppy now,Khaluihh..khaluihh..khaluihhh..~

BIRTHDAY BUDDY POST!

Hi people.Do you really miss me?

You know,past couple of days was my birthday.Well,I usually didn't celebrate it at all before.I mean,I'm not going to have cakes,party and stuff.I'm not boring,I'm just thinking that I'm big enough to blow that fucking candles on that fucking cake because that was so fucking 10 years ago.

Last Saturday,I realized that all people were acting kind of weird because they didn't behave normally like they used to.I thought to myself,why? I talked to my friends and from their eyes I can see that get-off-from-my -fucking-face-you-manwhore! look. I went straight to my bed,earphones in,volume up,it was All Time Low time.

I woke up at midnight,alone like a dog.Suddenly,there was someone knocked on the door.I was like,who the hell? The door is not fucking locked,bitch.Just open them up.Since I don't give a damn much about my fucking birthday,guess what? History repeated itself.

I feel like I'm turning nine again.It's cool to see all of them gathering just to celebrate my birthday.I'm speechless.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I LOVE MY BOYFRIENDS!

WANNA MEET MY NEW PET?

Since I got my fucking own driving license,my motorcycle is no longer needed,completely.Pity him,he must feel very upset for sure.No worries,I'm so going to use your services soon!

My father gave me his old car.Well,as you can see from the picture above,it is not a Mini Cooper or Mazda 2,or even Audi A4.It is just a 15 years old Proton Saga.It is an old car,a senior car! However,it is still in a good condition as everything is pretty fine inside out.I understand if some people are saying that my car is an ugly as an old teapot,well,at least I got a car,like hello?

For that reason,I think it is more than enough.I can go whenever and wherever I wanna go absolutely with no sweat and not getting wet caused by the pouring rain.In case if you don't know,my car already got a name,can you guess what? I called him Charizard,you know what is it,no?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

Hi people.

I just want to ask you a question.Do you still remember both of girls below? Who used to be a sensational stars,which is also known as pop princesses of the music industry back then? Damn,one more thing,they used to be every little boy fantasy in the 1990s.

Britney Spears.

Who doesn't love Britney? Every boy wants to date her,every girl wants to be like her.She was more than a public figure.I recognized her name since I was 7.Do you remember Oops I Did It Again,Lucky and Sometimes? She doesn't show any sign to stop,even until today,but I still adore her old songs which was in her first debut album.I miss the old Britney and I wish she hit me one more time.

Christina Aguilera.

She was such a baby,don't you think? When I was kid,I found myself so hard to pronounce AGUILERA,and that was the moment I knew her existence.I really like Genie In The Bottle and What A Girl Wants,fuck she was as hot as hell! It's funny when you love Britney but you must hate Christina at the same time just because they were so called rivals.

If you remember back to the 1990's,we don't have instant stars or reality program stars as much as today.Besides,there were also no viral Internet talentless star wannabes like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black.Therefore,to say both Britney and Christina were famous for nothing is so far from the truth because they actually did something compared to those young artists today,upload stupid fuck videos on YouTube,get discovered and BOOM!!

In my perspective,both of them provide people pure entertainment,something which is common but still fun to listen to,and that is what pop music all about.To be frank,I don't understand pop music today because there are too much mixture and combination.You got what I mean,right? Too much stuffs happening.

Thumbs up if you're still listen to their old songs today.