BUZZ ME HERE,PEOPLE!

Hey look who owns Twitter account! Hihihi.I'm such an outdated douchebag.I know you guys owned it since T-Rex was a baby,am I right? I just made it a couple of days ago since I thought I should have one social network for a back-up.I know right,Facebook is dying!

You can follow me here twitter.com/kehoecheong

OH NA NA,WHAT'S MY NAME?

Nickname.Do you have one? What is yours?

During my entire lifetime,I do have several nicknames given by other people but they still prefer to call my real name.Therefore,to be called other than my name is so uncommon and unparallel to my universe since then.

Things turn into another story here.One day,I was on my way back to campus with my best buddy,Muhammad Farn.He picked me up.Then,there were his friends inside the car,both were UIA students.We mixed together very well since they were being such a dickhead,never stop talking crap.After that,they were thinking that I looked like a puppy and giving that fucking baby dog's name to me.

It was so unethical to my ears at first! Farn used that name to call me,same goes to my closest friends here.They were saying it loud,like hundreds of times,over and over and over again,until I found myself getting used to it now.You want to know what is the name? It is..

KHALUIHHH...

To pronounce it properly,you must say it normally at the part 'Kha',and then,give your highest pitch at the part 'Luihhh'.It sounds strange,isn't it? I don't know what kind of puppy name is that actually.It is more into an African sex language,perhaps a Jamaican name or even maybe a ghost name of Red Indian's myths,who knows? Whatever,as long as it sounds cute,it suits me.Bahahahaha!

I'm cutting my hair short! I'm feeling like a puppy now,Khaluihh..khaluihh..khaluihhh..~

BIRTHDAY BUDDY POST!

Hi people.Do you really miss me?

You know,past couple of days was my birthday.Well,I usually didn't celebrate it at all before.I mean,I'm not going to have cakes,party and stuff.I'm not boring,I'm just thinking that I'm big enough to blow that fucking candles on that fucking cake because that was so fucking 10 years ago.

Last Saturday,I realized that all people were acting kind of weird because they didn't behave normally like they used to.I thought to myself,why? I talked to my friends and from their eyes I can see that get-off-from-my -fucking-face-you-manwhore! look. I went straight to my bed,earphones in,volume up,it was All Time Low time.

I woke up at midnight,alone like a dog.Suddenly,there was someone knocked on the door.I was like,who the hell? The door is not fucking locked,bitch.Just open them up.Since I don't give a damn much about my fucking birthday,guess what? History repeated itself.

I feel like I'm turning nine again.It's cool to see all of them gathering just to celebrate my birthday.I'm speechless.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I LOVE MY BOYFRIENDS!

WANNA MEET MY NEW PET?

Since I got my fucking own driving license,my motorcycle is no longer needed,completely.Pity him,he must feel very upset for sure.No worries,I'm so going to use your services soon!

My father gave me his old car.Well,as you can see from the picture above,it is not a Mini Cooper or Mazda 2,or even Audi A4.It is just a 15 years old Proton Saga.It is an old car,a senior car! However,it is still in a good condition as everything is pretty fine inside out.I understand if some people are saying that my car is an ugly as an old teapot,well,at least I got a car,like hello?

For that reason,I think it is more than enough.I can go whenever and wherever I wanna go absolutely with no sweat and not getting wet caused by the pouring rain.In case if you don't know,my car already got a name,can you guess what? I called him Charizard,you know what is it,no?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

Hi people.

I just want to ask you a question.Do you still remember both of girls below? Who used to be a sensational stars,which is also known as pop princesses of the music industry back then? Damn,one more thing,they used to be every little boy fantasy in the 1990s.

Britney Spears.

Who doesn't love Britney? Every boy wants to date her,every girl wants to be like her.She was more than a public figure.I recognized her name since I was 7.Do you remember Oops I Did It Again,Lucky and Sometimes? She doesn't show any sign to stop,even until today,but I still adore her old songs which was in her first debut album.I miss the old Britney and I wish she hit me one more time.

Christina Aguilera.

She was such a baby,don't you think? When I was kid,I found myself so hard to pronounce AGUILERA,and that was the moment I knew her existence.I really like Genie In The Bottle and What A Girl Wants,fuck she was as hot as hell! It's funny when you love Britney but you must hate Christina at the same time just because they were so called rivals.

If you remember back to the 1990's,we don't have instant stars or reality program stars as much as today.Besides,there were also no viral Internet talentless star wannabes like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black.Therefore,to say both Britney and Christina were famous for nothing is so far from the truth because they actually did something compared to those young artists today,upload stupid fuck videos on YouTube,get discovered and BOOM!!

In my perspective,both of them provide people pure entertainment,something which is common but still fun to listen to,and that is what pop music all about.To be frank,I don't understand pop music today because there are too much mixture and combination.You got what I mean,right? Too much stuffs happening.

Thumbs up if you're still listen to their old songs today.

MY GREATEST REFRESHMENT IN LIFE

When I'm with her, I wish time stops. Because they said once,that time will run fast when you are happy.

Do you ever feel this feeling? Is that normal?

It's true that we are in the same campus, but it's false if you say that we meet each other every single day. We're not in the same class and not in the same course. In short, eventhough we are madly in love, we rarely meet each other frequently.

But that is not even a threat to our relationship.We still believe in our love, as long as we kept our faith and promises.That's why if we met, I found myself so hard to let her go. I just want to spend my time with her, together all by ourselves.

I feel like, I'm on the climax of my love life. I'm already in the stage where I can say that I have found the right person,the perfect one for me.There ain't nothing better than this feeling. When I looked into her eyes, I can see someone more like myself. When the world turns upside down,it's nice to have someone upside down with her!

I don't care how fucked up this life is as long as I can live it with you.

THE DISSAPOINTMENT

I was trying to memorize the song If I Die Young lyrics by The Band Perry on YouTube this evening.Then,I accidentally read the comments posted by the viewers on that video.It was all about the murder case of Caylee Marie Anthony,a little girl who was killed by her own mother a couple years ago.The case became sensational once again lately because the judges decided for not giving death penalty to the murderer.Everyone was so shocked and started to questioning where's the justice?

That was in Florida.Enough of the States.It also happened in Malaysia.Do you remember Nurin Jazlin? She was killed in a really terrible way.It's too sad to describe it actually.She was missing for about 20 days.Her body was found inside a bag,with a cucumber and a brinjal was found stuffed inside her genitals.Even her own parents were not able to identify the body as their daughter's due to changes of her physical features.Since then,the murderer is still free from any accusation.

Suddenly,I remembered watching The Lovely Bones with my sisters about a year ago.I was so afraid if someone will kidnap my sisters.Then,he rapes and kills them.After that,he buries them elsewhere.Motherfuck,it is way too scary! God,please don't let such things happen in my life I'm begging you.I just don't know what to do with myself if I lost them.

How could human be so heartless nowadays? If you are really depressed or frustrated about something,you don't have to kill someone just to make sure that you're attaining your psychotic satisfaction.How many people like you out there? The world is no longer a safe place to live in.

To all the murderers,you could escape the world...

But you could not escape hell,Allah is watching you right now.

TRIBUTE TO HONEY STAR LOVERS!

Can I ask you something? What is your favorite breakfast cereal?

I used to be a fan of Trix.You know what's that,don't you? It was the type of cereal with various shapes,flavors and colors.Never getting bored eating it because you can eat yellow bananas,red apples,purple grapes and so much more.Besides,it also taste pretty fine! However,Trix was no longer available in my place.I was searching for it everywhere.I really miss that white skinny bunny!

I must find another replacement for my favorite cereal! Yes,you're right! It's not Koko Krunch.It's not Corn Flakes.I already changed it into Honey Star! It happened since Fareez stayed with me and we always had our breakfast together with that yellow star-shaped thingy!

We are genuinely a bunch of happy guys.But we get more happier if....

TAADDDAAA!!!!!!!

SO WHAT IF IT'S FRIDAY,SLUT

I maybe too late to post about this.Hmm,do you know who the hell is Rebecca Black?

I am just lazy to Google more about her,like seriously.Can somebody just tell me how she could get 160 million views on YouTube? When my sister asked me to listen to Friday,I was like,what is this shit? She sounds like The Nanny gone mad,which is so unethical to human ears.I hate the way she pronounced Friday,it makes me shiver,it makes me want to vomit.

Not just the song,but the video also is a brilliant bullshit.All of the scenes seem so wrong,mainly everything is wrong! The best part is when I hit the dislike button.Go watch the video by yourself,you will know why.

Let say if she's really come out with a new song featuring Justin Beiber soon,I think nothing is more terrifying than that.I can't imagine how many curse words come out from the people from all over the world.

Dear Rebecca,thanks for teaching me that Saturday comes after Friday.

BREAK YOUR HEART? ABSOLUTELY NOPE

I think it is a good news for the people who love me.

I think I'm in a process of slowing down my smoking habit! It was a kind of involuntary feelings actually,because I never thought I could survive a day without my usual routine.To be frank,I used to be a heavy smoker back then.I smoked about a pack of cigarettes which contains 20 altogether in one day but now I can minimize it into only 6-7 of it.How cool is that?

My mom didn't forbid me smoking because her husband did the same thing since he was born.She always told me to slow down because smoking is like,killing yourself slowly.Same goes to Rainbow,who asked me to slow but do not stop because she thinks I looked cool when I was smoking.See,she's weird and I love her!

Why don't I just quit? I will work towards it for sure.