READY,SET,GO!

When you thought to yourself that you should earn a better life,things somehow turn into another side of an actual events.What an ironic twist of fate.It is painful,right?

It happens to me all the time.Things always went far from my predictions,way beyond my expectations.I am already immune when it comes to it.Well,that's the real definition of life.You'll never know what will happen to you.

All good things seem come to an end before they play.I cure myself by let it go.I don't see any relevance if we're crying a river for it,better we build a bridge to get over it.You know,sometimes giving up doesn't mean that you're weak,it means that you're strong enough to let it go.

The capital HOPE is a phrase which I implemented inside of me but I'm sick of hoping for something beyond my reach.I better live my current life,with all the joy.Future ahead,it's all about take it or leave it.

BRAINLESS CREATURE,SORRY

I don't get it.Why some people are so brainless? There are some of them who making fun of Japan when the country get hit my massive Tsunami past few days by posting stupid statuses on their Facebook and Twitter.Let me ask you one question,where's your sensitivity?

An obvious example would be

Seriously dude,you are annoying.People are dead here and there.You just sitting there in front of your laptop,claiming that you're just joking? Let me slap your mother,don't get mad,because I just want to make a joke.

If you guys think it is so hard to pray,just shut the fuck up.There's no need to joking around,it's not funny at all.You will feel sorry for yourself someday and that time you've been wondering where's Cicakman? Where's Bio-nik? Where's Kaber Hero Kaber Zero?

It's a shame to Malaysia,having such motherfuckers as citizens.

IRREPLACEABLE

I spent a lot of times with those two guys,Fakhri and Aniq these weekend.I knew them since I was in Form 1,didn't realize we are 19 now.Since all of us were a bunch of grown up and extremely busy with our own stuffs,it is pretty hard to meet each other.

Finally,I managed to meet them in HR Steakhouse,Kg.Baru.I really had a blast with them.They freshen up all of the memories in high school.Some of them were fucking hilarious,we laughed like a maniac until morning.

All time favorite,Fish and Chip! Damn,that mayo looks like sperms.

Si Jawo dan Si Minang,I love you!

Diorang cakap muka aku macam 'taiko',betul ke? Hahaha.

I'm glad to knew them.I'm glad to see them growing up perfectly.I'm glad our friendship still remains the same,eventhough we were all apart.Friendship won't lasts,it never ends.Damn,I sound like a Spice Girl here.

p/s : 300? Thank you,people! God bless you!

THE ULTIMATE EXAGGERATING MISSION

I want to talk about something,which is take place here in Segamat.There is a group,I don't know what it is called,but all of the members have perfect manly body for real! I repeat,this is real!

At first,I just heard people praising their muscular bodies.I thought to myself,who gives a shit? But when I met them in front of my fucking eyes,I finally knew what people talking about.They got bodies to die for,big chest,small waist,six packs,biceps,triceps and all you can imagine what's there on Taylor Lautner's body.

Then,I saw my friends,especially Farn and Syed who suddenly got a hint to work their bodies.They started to workout like seriously,I saw them doing that every single time I went to their room.Besides,the were also consuming protein milkshake,it tastes like crap! Thanks to them,I was influenced by their so called healthy routine and I am doing what they are doing now!

In a couple of months,I will get what I have been dreaming of.I will get Bruce Lee's body in a natural way of mine,absolutely without any drugs,protein milkshakes or energy boosters!

To those who are not believe in me,voice out about it on my Facebook wall because I will tag you in my muscular abs photos.I'm surely going to shut your fucking mouth!

TYPICAL BOY WITH AN IDEAL GIRL

I once said that Kate Moss is beautiful and all of my friends were like,where's her breast,man? Some of them were saying that Kim Kardashian is beautiful,then how come I didn't feel the same? Having two watermelons on your chest is not beautiful! Then,we started to argue about this unsolved topic.

Different people came up with different answer because beauty is a subjective matter.As for me,a normal guy,also have my own standards and requirements before describe the real definition of beauty.Therefore,in this very post,I'm going to state those external characteristics that influence my attractiveness level towards women.

1. Long wavy hair.

Bayangkanlah sewaktu dia berjalan-jalan di pantai,rambutnya ditiup oleh angin yang datang.Kemudian,dia membetul-betulkan rambutnya semula.Sangat seksi.

2.Smiling eyes.

Bila dia senyum,matanya juga akan ikut senyum.Oh,saya sangat suka perempuan yang tidak memakai kanta lekap.Nampak sangat natural dan innocent.

3.Weird teeth structure.

Saya suka perempuan yang susunan giginya agak pelik.Bukanlah jongang atau rongak,tetapi entahlah,saya pun tidak tahu bagaimana nak cerita.

4.Skinny body but not walking skeleton.

Saya suka perempuan yang kurus.Semestinya lebih kurus dari saya supaya boleh main dukung-dukung di tepi pantai.Selain itu,saya juga tidak begitu kisah sama ada dia bertetek besar atau kecil.Tetapi yang penting,ada tetek.

5.Awesome fashion sense.

Dah nama pun perempuan,takkan lah selekeh je memanjang kan.Saya suka perempuan yang pandai bergaya,dalam masa yang saya,terpancar sifat kesederhanaannya.

Five would be enough because I am starting to talk nonsense if I write more than that.Well,I put Cassi Van Den Dungen, the second runner up of Australian Next Top Model 5 pictures on the top because she's the one who I think would be an ideal selection for the term beauty.

If you ask me,what is beauty? My answer would be,the person who turns imperfection into perfection.

THE PHASE OF OUR CURRENT LIFE

You hit your little toe against a table.

At age 7 : Ohhhh oww!

At age 10 : Ahhhh bodoh tau meja ni

At age 13 : Babi,sakit sial kaki aku

At age 17 : Fuck! Celaka bedebah lahanat punya meja!

Day by day,our life is getting more dramatic,don't you think? Sometimes,tiny little problem seems extraordinary huge in our eyes,while it is still tiny for other people.Time flies.Age is not something we can control.But what we do in age is entirely in our hands.Age is more than years,because it is also matter of feeling.

Human born with different capabilities,and only time will give the answers to that.As long you know yourself better,you don't have to worry because everything is going to be fine,right?

REASONS WHY SUSHI TASTES BETTER THAN CHEESEBURGER!

I have one assignment,which I think I'm really looking forward to.The subject is IMD 152,also known as Introduction To Internet Access.My dear lecturer,Miss Ila told us to do some kind of website research.There are 13 different types of websites in this world,we have to pick one,specify our selection and write about it!

Sounds fun,isn't it?

I chose blog.I don't know why,but blog suddenly popped out in my mind that time.Who's that lucky blogger who I will write about? I have made up my decision,and the blog title is diloz o'blog de.Recognize it? If not,you better click the link,fucking now!

I'm not quite sure about his name,since he's using a nickname on his Facebook.He's a Malay.He's from Malaysia.The coolest part is he went to study in Gunma Universty,Japan.There are several things more I like about his blog,his writings were usually fun to read and he also made photo editing tutorial,besides sharing his interest towards cameras.He posted so many pictures of the place where he went in Japan.

I always want to further my study there,I want to experienced everything about Japan.The beautiful scenery,peaceful environment,and as well as robotic lifestyle.I want to taste the real sushi,not Sushi King or Sakae Sushi anymore.I want to know what it feels there when Autumn arrives,the pink flowers fall endlessly in a windy day.I want to go to streets where people dressed themselves exactly like anime characters.Come on,everyone wants to go there because they know what's there in Japan,so I don't have to list everything nice about it,right?

I'm not scare if I won't be able to further my study there,for sure that's a long period.But I will fly there,someday.Dare to dream is what I'm trying to implement to myself.I'm sorry if I look overreact,blame it to my extra excitement for overwhelming me.Maybe I watch too many animes these days.

Damn,this Aragaki Yui's picture really cools me down!

DO YOU EVER REGRET? IF YES,THEN YOU ARE PUSSY!

Regret are for pussies.Shit happens,deal with it!

Regrets are really meant for pussies? First of all,I'm not trying to be a bimbo who used to misinterpret something so easily,nor a moron who find it extraordinary hard to understand simple quotes.

Regret,something which is situated inside of me.To escape from it is just a dream.To get rid of it is impossible.It signifies weakness.It symbolizes hopelessness.A billion question marks stuck inside the head.Regret is a colossal devastation inside out of a human.Regret resembles nothing but negativity.Regret is the killer!

Sometimes,I hope I can turn back the time,because a little change can make everything back on the track where it supposed to be.But my life is precious,so as my past.Go to the past and make a change wont simplify anything.It just make things go worst.Go watch The Butterfly Effect now,in case if you don't believe me.It is a movie,but I think the message is undeniable.God already have a perfect storyline for each and everyone of us,He knows better than we do.

Don't be scare to regret something! It maybe the most painful feeling ever but no one is perfect.We are human,we did some mistakes here and there.Therefore,I have reached my conclusion here,that regrets aren't for pussies! It acts like a platform for us to figure out the best of our lives.It makes us one step closer to get to know ourself better.It shows that we are still have compassionate values inside of us towards ourself and everyone else.

But still,I have to admit something,

I don't regret my past,I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!

THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS LIKE 'TEENAGE DREAM'

"Ya Allah,tolonglah bagi satu girlfriend untuk aku,tolonglah."

I made this wish,every single night before I went to sleep.It is funny when I thought to myself about how desperate I was a couple years ago.See,wasn't that pathetic? I can even see myself on Desperate Housewives!

I used to think that having a girlfriend is a must for a guy because it shows there is someone who can actually see your hero qualities,eventhough everyone knows that you are zero.It is such a beautiful thing when you know that you're a cracked egg but someone make you feel like the golden one.It was a kind of feeling that I never felt.Besides,I was a teenager,which means,I was on the phase of massive immobilization by curiousity.

But,that was back then.Now,I really enjoy myself being single.If people are saying that I'm lack of love,they are totally wrong! I already have enough lovers in my life so far,my family,my friends and my cats! I know they love me.

I don't want to be fooled again by those fairy-tales or movie-made acts,which is doesn't even exists! I would be extremely stupid for not realizing all this,because obviously life is more than that.Life is more than just holding hands,kiss on the neck,and having sex! Then,got pregnant and die! Love is like the slowest term of suicide,and I'm too young to die.

I'm just 19.I still gotta long way to go.There are so many things await for me.I need to focus more on myself,I need to find my undiscovered strength,abilities and talents.Moreover,I just watched V For Vandetta last night and for goddamn shit,it really taught me something.

FUCKING REAL BLOODSUCKER

I was watching Van Helsing last night,and it was epic! I already watched it,maybe nearly six years ago since the movie came out on 2004.The final battle between vampire and warewolf was magnificent.It was nothing like slow motion battle Edward Cullen vs Jacob Black on Twilight Saga<--that was a piece of shit.

Now,I get it,why people were suffering a nonsense disease such "vampire fever".If I could be one of them,most probably I would pick,okay maybe vampire.Let me tell you why.

First of all,vampires seem to have a hyper fangs,especially when they were about to suck their prey's blood.If you notice,they lengthens their fangs when they get angry.It's not that warewolves don't have fangs,but I just think that vampires are way more cooler with it.

Second,they have wings,so they can fly! We all don't know how it feels when we are flying but just admit it,who doesn't want to have a pair of wings like an angel? Who doesn't want to fly way up to the sky?

Third,they are charming.I think they have lyrical souls,or maybe they were literature lovers.All of them were so romantic! Have you watch Interview With The Vampire,or maybe The Vampire Diaries? I love it when they were normal like other people,but they turned into creepy fugly monster when they were intimidated.

I love mostly vampire movies,and again,Twilight is the only exception.